Well, I drink to keep from worryin’ an’ I laugh to keep from cryin’, I
drink to keep from worryin’ an’ I laugh to keep from cryin’. I keep a
smile on my face so the public won’t know my mind.

Some people think I’m happy but they sho’ don’t mind, some people think
I’m happy but they sho’ don’t mind. They see this smile on my face, but
my heart is bleedin’ all th’ time.

:U

:1c

<:u :tc>

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corsetanddagger:

I think I am going to draw Ant and Carlton’s ugly child.

With the gap between his teeth he surely will get all the ladies.

GAPS IN THE TEEF ARE CHARMING OKAY IT DOESN’T SHOW YEARS OF POOR DENTAL HEALTH, IT SHOWS CLASS AND CHARM GOSH

HAVEN’T YOU SEEN PRINCESS AND THE FROG

THE GAP TEETH WONDER IS THE ONE WITH POWER GEEZ

simsationales:

What if I made Carlton shave
he looks like he’s 20 again dammit all

…:C

*His facial hurr is his signature you can’t ruin PERFECTION, SIMS, GOSH*

simsationales:

Marty thinks Spoos are pretty awesome. Carlton’s awesome b y default. And hey, first time for everything, a Spoo that’s not snooty mcsnoot snoot! Marty likes.

Carlton’s bashful.

*What, that’s not a blush, it’s just really warm here in Nucleus! Yes, of course that’s not because this weird little Pyro person is flattering me nope nope nope*

"I hope you’re going to be slightly more dynamic once we’re married."

Private Fears Public Places (via fuckyeahgreatplays)

( Do your balls hang low do they wobble to the floor? )

can you tie ‘em in a knot can you handle ‘em like a pro

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(Source: carltonred, via corsetanddagger)

……. -cough-

*Sounds like you’re coming down with something, honhonhon*

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Your role in the anime →

strawberryspy:

red-scoot:

freakinbluscout:

Jason’s role is a handsome man who stabs a president. Gets a homo ending.

… :Tc

[[ Lindsey’s role is a lonely girl who rapes an idol. Gets a best ending.

oh my god ]]

Peter’s role is a cheerful girl who hates humans. Gets a ero ending.

:C Ero?

8C

[[hasjklghasdjhgeu pEN OMFG ]]

Pascale’s role is a pervert girl who kills main character. Gets a happy ending.

… *Narrow stare*

Carlton’s role is a careless girl who hunts a president. Gets a harem ending.

[OH MY GOD WHAT]

(Source: csylia)

OOC; AM I MISSING SOMETHING HERE.

Look at my main, things make sense on my main haha

AT ANOTHER STAPLES, YAHAHAHAHA, FEAR MY WRATH OF BOUNCING FROM PLACE TO PLACE

:|

Anonymous asked: ... Is that a /Soldier's/ dick?

*Let’s be mature and not dignify anything with responses, yes yes*

[That so was a Sollie dick, how’d ya know? kfsaldjksld]